Husbands can be jailed for insulting wives under new French law.

So what are the French supposed to do in the evenings now?

("Your mother smells of garlic, you smell of garlic and you both have hairy pits!")

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/7863702/Husbands-can-be-jailed-for-insulting-wives-under-new-French-law.html