Carla Bruni - The French First Lady

Ok, I feel now as a country, the USA purchased a lottery ticket and not only did we not win, somebody knocked on our front door and beat us in the face for choosing crappy numbers. (Which is fair enough. If you choose anything between 18-26, or 34-44, you deserve beating in the store you bought the ticket!)

May I present the French first lady, Carla Bruni. Next to our own lady of loveliness (I slightly regurgitated the pizza I ate 4 hours ago typing that), Michelle 'slapped in the face with a shovel' Obama.

Seriously, I hope you Democrats are happy. It takes a lot to force Americans to willingly watch the news in the first place without having to see old misery face looking pissed because she's only had 6 vacations since April.