Man injured in spider chase explosion.

The only strange thing about this story was that it wasn't my friend Matt. (Matt, one of my best friends and college housemate, managed to flood our kitchen on a Tuesday and set fire to our house on Wednesday. Thursday I stayed over my girlfriend's house.)

Oh noes! A spider!

I haz a solution...

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/08/31/Man-injured-in-spider-chase-explosion/UPI-57931283283436/