I don't mean like, the first lady to actually exist in Germany. I know they were a bit man-ish during the cold war on the Eastern side of the country in terms of Olympic athletes but I've known some very attractive German girls since then. Ok, I haven't, but I think they're out there.
Anyway, I digress. They get Bettina, we get Michelle Obama. Can we have a tax hike to get a more attractive first lady in the White House?