Polamalu’s hair gets insured for $1 million...

...by Head & Shoulders. A voluntary collection by the 'Ban Really Gay Hair in the NFL' association (don't bother Googling it - I just invented it five minutes ago) is fighting to match the amount before the official season begins.

Oh, and BTW, Slash from Guns 'n Roses thinks you look like a burnt turd!

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/38924648/ns/sports-nfl/